Hope I can tell this one... :)

BazookaJo · 05-20-2007, 05:28 PM

This ones for TWE:

A little risque, but those too young enough to understand it won't learn anything new.

A trucker pulls into a den of iniquity, strolls in the front door, slaps $500 on the table and says to the madam "I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwhich!".

The madam says "But why - for that kind' money you can have one of our finest ladies and a three course meal?!"

To which the trucker replies "look darlin' - I ain't h*rny, I'm homesick."

thewoodengraver · 05-20-2007, 05:44 PM

GASP! all that work trying to uphold a " clean" reputation shot to hell...lol

CardStalker · 05-21-2007, 12:14 AM

As with everything, we just got to see the humor. I love humor. Thats me.

**Amazyah** · 05-21-2007, 12:19 AM

I feel bad now. He gets cheese on his sandwich! LOL

Russell

Millenniumfalsehood · 05-21-2007, 12:13 PM

Oh, that's funny! Not something I can tell the preacher Sunday, but maybe my barber. . .

alaimo@jcu.edu · 05-21-2007, 10:48 PM

Do you know why you pay a hooker?

To Leave....

05-20-2007, 05:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
BazookaJo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 371	Hope I can tell this one... :) This ones for TWE: A little risque, but those too young enough to understand it won't learn anything new. A trucker pulls into a den of iniquity, strolls in the front door, slaps $500 on the table and says to the madam "I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwhich!". The madam says "But why - for that kind' money you can have one of our finest ladies and a three course meal?!" To which the trucker replies "look darlin' - I ain't h*rny, I'm homesick." __________________ http://www.bazookajo.me.uk/ The home of the Marvin the Martian paper model

05-21-2007, 12:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Amazyah Sr. Card Models Admin. Card Models Administrator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Foothills of the Smoky Mountains Posts: 3,477	I feel bad now. He gets cheese on his sandwich! LOL Russell __________________ Selling off a good portion of my model collection. Nothing up at the moment but I'll get some up soon. http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZcardmodelsnmore

05-21-2007, 12:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Millenniumfalsehood Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ark City, Kansas Posts: 625	Oh, that's funny! Not something I can tell the preacher Sunday, but maybe my barber. . . __________________ "Good. . .bad. . .I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash Gal 3:11 But that no man is justified by the law in the sight of God, it is evident: for, The just shall live by faith.

05-21-2007, 10:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
alaimo@jcu.edu I need a Pin up girl. . . Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 203	Do you know why you pay a hooker? To Leave.... __________________ Paper R/C 300 dollars worth of electronics and 2 dollars worth of paper...go figure. . .

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thewoodengraver Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,474	GASP! all that work trying to uphold a " clean" reputation shot to hell...lol

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CardStalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: PA, USA Posts: 475	As with everything, we just got to see the humor. I love humor. Thats me.

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